20 5 / 2013
i’m gonna play sims now cause that’s what eighteen year olds who should be doing spanish assignments do
ahaha
hahahahaha
AHAHhahahaha
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHhaahHAHAHA i’m so cute
And what twenty-three year-old woman who should be doing a English Teaching Process essay is going to do right now???
- Watching Grimm and fooling around Tumblr.
The world is perfect.
11 5 / 2013
04 5 / 2013
MUSIC ASKS
- 1: A song you like with a color in the title - Blue (The Birthday Massacre)
- 2: A song you like with a number in the title - (666) The Number of The Beast (Iron Maiden)
- 3: A song that reminds you of summertime - I'm Walking on Sunshine (Veronica)
- 4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
- 5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
- 6: A song that makes you want to dance - Let's Dance (David Bowie)
- 7: A song to drive to - I don't drive! Just That Good (The Calling)
- 8: A song about drugs or alcohol - With Teeth (Nine Inch Nails)
- 9: A song that makes you happy -
- 10: A song that makes you sad -
- 11: A song that you never get tired of - Closer (Nine Inch Nails)
- 12: A song from your preteen years - Backstreet Back (Backstreet Boys)
- 13: One of your favorite 80’s songs - Forever (Kiss)
- 14: A song that you would love played at your wedding - Fairy Tale (Shaman)
- 15: A song that is a cover by another artist - Wicked Game (HIM)
- 16: One of your favorite classical songs
- 17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
- 18: A song from the year that you were born - Me chama que eu vou (Sidney Magal)
- 19: A song that makes you think about life - Drive you Home (Garbage)
- 20: A song that has many meanings to you
- 21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title - Judith (A Perfect Circle)
- 22: A song that moves you forward
- 23: A song that you think everybody should listen to - Mein Herz Brennt (Rammstein)
- 24: A song by a band you wish were still together
- 25: A song by an artist no longer living
- 26: A song that makes you want to fall in love - For You (HIM)
- 27: A song that breaks your heart - Sound of Silence (Simon and Garfunkel)
- 28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love - Rammstein (Rammstein)
- 29: A song that you remember from your childhood - Robocop Gay (Mamonas Assassinas)
- 30: A song that reminds you of yourself
03 5 / 2013
Robocop Gay (Gay Robocop)
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Very much Manly (Um tanto quanto Másculo)
Ai, and with capital M (Ai, e com M maiúsculo)
See all my muscles (Vejam só os meus músculos)
That I raised with love (Que com amor cultivei)
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My pistol gun is made of plastic (Minha pistola é de plástico)
In cylindrical shape (Em formato cilíndrico)
They always call me cynical (Sempre me chamam de cínico)
But I don’t know why (Mas o por quê eu não sei)
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My bum was flaccid (Meu bumbum era flácido)
But this topic is so mystical (Mas esse assunto é tão místico)
In consequence of a surgical act (Devido um ato cirúrgico)
Today I am changed (Hoje eu me transformei)
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My way of walking is erotic (Meu andar é erótico)
With atomic movements (Com movimentos atômicos)
I’m a robotic lover (Sou um amante robótico)
Entitled to a replay (Com direito a replay)
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A fantastic human being (Um ser humano fantástico)
With titanic powers (Com poderes titânicos)
It was a kind brown man (Foi um moreno simpático)
Whom I fell in love with (por quem me apaixonei)
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And, nowadays, I’m so euphoric (E hoje estou tão eufórico)
With a thousand bionic pieces (Com mil pedaços biônicos)
Yesterday I was catholic (Ontem eu era católico)
Ai, today I’m gay (Ai, hoje eu sou um gay)
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Open your mind (Abra sua mente)
Gay is people too (Gay também é gente)
Baiano* says “oxente” (Baiano fala “oxente”)
And eats “vatapá” (E come “vatapá”)
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You can be goth (Você pode ser gótico)
Be punk or skinhead (Ser punk ou skinhead)
There is gay that is Mohammed (Tem gay que é Mohammed)
Trying to camouflage: (Tentando camuflar:)
Allah, my good Allah. (Allah, meu bom Allah).
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Shave well your beard (Faça bem a barba)
Take away your moustache (Arranque seu bigode)
Gaucho* can all do it too (Gaucho também pode)
There is no need to pretend (Não tem que disfarçar)
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Do a surgery (Faça uma plástica)
Then go to the gym (Aí entre na ginástica)
Cyber doll (Boneca cibernética)
A Gay Robocop. (Um robocop gay)
*
Ouch, that hurts. (Ai, como dói).
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*Baiano = people born in Bahia (a Brazilian state)
*Gaucho = people born in Rio Grande do Sul (another Brazilian state)
(Source: Spotify)
03 5 / 2013
here is it again! Chris, Benedict and Cumberbuddy.
They are all so cute it hurts…
(Source: youtube.com)
28 4 / 2013
Pink and white twizzler bites
// Blue oatmeal….
Blue Pizza
//Purple Hot dog… The hell??
blue mochi
sounds delicious
Grey Apple.
actually sounds pretty good. LOL
Blue Chocolate
okay id listen to me maybe
The Black and White Gnocchi.
WTF???
(Source: jacksonoverland)
27 4 / 2013
Reblog to receive your letter to Hogwarts
doing all of them
Is this serious???
(Source: , via shawaarma)
23 4 / 2013
Do people actually think Loki’s hair looks bad in the trailer? Because I like it. A lot.
Agreed…
22 4 / 2013
You know, I thought I was over my Loki crush
then THIS HAPPENED!
OH MY F****** COSMOS HIGH ON THE SKY…
I can die happy now… I’m kidding, I need to see Thor 2. So f****** much.
Why do Marvel do this to us?
